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When mom would say she brought you something:
5years old:

Now:

via sodamnrelatable
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hey i just met you
and this is jay z

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a slug race is probably more exciting than my life
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OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SAME GIRL WHO POSTED


IM ADDING TO TEH PRICELESS STATUSES

LOOOL who the fuck is Miranda HAHAHAHAH
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- satan: let there be youtube advertisements
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When someone is talking at the movies
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